UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Lets Work Together

Available for:

  • Brand Copy
  • Web Copy
  • Ad Copy
  • Instructional
  • Educational

Health/ Fitness

Travel

Services / Products

Lifestyle

Education

Conversational, humorous copywriting beats dry, rote fact- dropping eight days week.

Get students more involved, increase satisfaction and learning scores, and earn better reviews for your courses. 

Instructional

See ‘education’.

Start-ups

I’m a big believer in working for ideas I’m a big believer in for less money.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to re-read that sentence ten more times to see if it makes sense.

One Off Projects

I generally work with one client at a time. If you have a project or one-off, feel free to drop me a line and I’d love to hear about what you’re looking for.

Let's Not Work Together

Spiritual / Religious

You can find other copywriters much better suited to this niche.

Life Coaching

Just not my bag, man.

Scammers

If you’ve ever used the phrase  “the secret that experts don’t want you to know about”, we probably aren’t going to be a good fit.

MLM Schemes

If it walks like a duck …..

Quantity Not Quality

Do you want an entire website written in two days? Looking for 50 product descriptions a day?

There are copywriters that can do this for you, but I’m not one of them.

I don’t strive to produce ‘passable’ work. You can come up with an adequate headline in a day, or an amazing headline in a week. Your payoff on the latter always makes up for it tenfold.

MLM Schemes

If it walks like a duck …..